The chemistry-themed burlesque and variety revue you didn’t know you needed is back for a third year in a row, with TWO show dates!

Beaver and Buttstuff are headed back to the Basement of the Science Building (aka The Bier Baron Cellar Stage) to bring you another lewd and ludicrous tribute to your favorite elements!


We've got your heavenly halogens, alluring alkalis, and of course, noble (g)asses!


Join us for a night of thrilling and nominally educational entertainment guaranteed to get your Bunsens burnin'! Or whatever other sciencey euphemism you prefer!


We said it before and we’ll say it again: you can’t spell “Periodic table” without “EROTICA”! And anyone who says you can is lying.


Featuring the delightfully dorky talents of

🧪 Curly Bright (Friday)

🔬 Daniel Maseda 

🧪London St. Juniper

🔬Miss Leo Dymond 

🧪Rat Aghast the Babe

🔬Ri Dickulous (Saturday)

🧪Strega Celestina

🔬Tapitha Kix

🧪Thrill Nigh


And our Sciencey Stage Kitten, Orion St. Michael! 


Dates: Friday, April 25 and Saturday, April 26

Doors: 7pm

Show: 7:30 pm

Tickets: $15 advance, $20 day-of, available for purchase below.