Upcoming Shows
We're producing and performing all across the DMV!
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The Red Door Cabaret
March 14 (Baltimore)
Tapitha Kix and Mira Sweet Gamine bring you immersive burlesque, drag, and variety in an intimate setting. A VIP ticket gets you access to an afterparty with complimentary bubbly, dessert, and extra performances by some of the cast members.
Mark Your Calendars...
Noble Asses: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to the Periodic Table
April 25
The chemistry-themed burlesque and variety revue you didn’t know you needed has returned!
Beaver and Buttstuff are headed back to the Basement of the Science Building (aka The Bier Baron Cellar Stage) to bring you another lewd and ludicrous tribute to your favorite elements!
We've got your heavenly halogens, alluring alkalis, and of course, noble (g)asses!
Join us for a night of thrilling and nominally educational entertainment guaranteed to get your Bunsens burnin'! Or whatever other sciencey euphemism you prefer!
We said it before and we’ll say it again: you can’t spell “Periodic table” without “EROTICA”!
DMVariety's Yolks on You
May 5
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
You know the drill: quarterly burlesque, sideshow, circus, and acts that defy description.
How will you describe this show previously called "indescribable?"
DMVariety's Yolks on You
September 29
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
You know the drill: quarterly burlesque, sideshow, circus, and acts that defy description.
How will you describe this show previously called "indescribable?"
Creepypasties: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to Urban Legends
September 29
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
Join Beaver and Buttstuff for a journey through - and examination of - their favorite "totally true" tales from slumber parties and subreddits of yore.
Let's talk about the guy menancing couples in the woods with his hook hand. Speaking of woods, what are those clowns doing out there??? From the black-eyed children to the Bunnyman and Walt Disney's cryo chamber to the Well-to-Hell, we'll take you on a journey through modern folklore that you'll never forget!
DMVariety's Yolks on You
December 8
A Brunch Burlesque and Variety Show
You know the drill: quarterly burlesque, sideshow, circus, and acts that defy description.
How will you describe this show previously called "indescribable?"